Carly Matthews.

mediumicedcoffee:

Yes

shorelineparadise:

cheezburgah:

offendings:

969kg:

my-body-not-yours:

FUCK

he’s like just checkin u out oh god

OH MY GOD I LITERALLY THINK ABOUT THIS HAPPENING ALL THE FUKING TIME OKASDFJA OMFG FUCK THAT WOULD BE THE MRST FLATTERING SHIT INT EH WORLD JESUS TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL

HOLY FUCK NO

he’s just totally like fuck yeah dayumm sugar honey honey

Trying to look sexy while smiling:

Expectation:

Reality:

(Source: shutyourface09)

Posted : 4 days ago

jackiecello23:

queensarahjean:

icaruses:
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy

reblogging for the flawless commentary

DEAR GOD ITS ON MY DASH AGAIN YES.